Her Obviousness - Part II

Continued from here.
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Avantika, my cousin, and I, sit on the open terrace in my apartment eating a bowl of fruits. Her eyes are closed, but she isn't asleep, she's listening to me hum a Carnatic raag I heard on the radio this afternoon - the announcer called it Neelambari. I think I have heard an Ilayaraaja song in this raag, or a Rahman song, but I can't place it. I punctuate my nervous explorations in the new raag with electric snaps from my cheery yellow mosquito-bat - necessary mild violence amidst musical serenity. Sometimes, the snap is occasional, sudden and singularly violent, and at other times, when the mosquito gets caught within the wires of the bat, it is a continuous streak that tapers off like an automatic weapon. The smell of the freshly cut fruits is joined by a faint burnt smell of electrocuted mosquitoes.

"Hmmm," Avantika says, "You're getting stuck - same phrases again and again."
"Show me some lenience! I only heard it for ten minutes this afternoon," I reply, popping a papaya into my mouth. I remember suddenly that I once bought a book that listed many Carnatic raags with their outlines. "Wait," I tell her, "Let me get this raga book I have and see what I can do!"

Just as I stand up, I hear the gate of my apartment complex opening, and see a bike making its way into the parking lot. On the bike, is a girl dressed like a Taliban operative in a helmet. She wears a full-sleeved T-shirt over her kurta, a dupatta veils her face and a helmet sits on her head, shades cover her eyes, and white gloves adorn her hands. Gopal closes the gate behind her, and leads her to the lift.

"Ah, Gopal and chick are here," I announce. Avantika looks vaguely in my direction and says, "Pass me the bat?" I leave the bat with her and go to the main door, as the doorbell echoes around my empty apartment.

I open the door and find the woman still veiled - I wonder if she is being protected from her Quranic parents, but a long, pointed bindi puts those thoughts at rest. Gopal says, "Uji, meet Sundari. Sundari, this is Ujwal, my closest friend!" Life had come a long way for me from when I was his chauffeur.

"Hi," Sundari says, taking off her veil, revealing a single silver nose-ring. Time stops, and images of a bizarre party come whizzing back to me.
"Hey," I say. I am not sure if I should remind her of our previous meeting, because she doesn't make any noises of recognition at all. If I tell her that her home phone number is 24342037, I am sure she will have a blocked artery. I just say, "I have a feeling I've seen you before."
She says, "Yeah? I don't know..."
Gopal butts in, "Uji used to be a musician. He plays that instrument that looks like a half-football with a trapezoid metal plate."
"The sarod," I tell her. Gopal is putting on his cool-act, he
Her eyes widen, and she says, "That's impressive!"
Gopal says, "Yeah. You must've seen him at a concert - he keeps going to kacheris here."
"Yeah," she agrees, "That must be it."
I smile. I have never seen her at a concert, I'm sure. She's not the kind of girl one would miss. And if I had seen her, I would have spoken to her, reminded her of that party, and reconfirmed her phone number. "There are enough concerts in Madras for two regulars to have never met," I say, bringing a philosophical quietus to the issue.
"Let's go to the terrace? My cousin is there," I offer.

We troop through the apartment to the terrace.

"Where's your cousin?" Gopal asks. I admire his dedication; he has come with a woman, but still displays great curiosity about another.
"She must've gone to the loo," I say, as Gopal takes over the mosquito bat, helps himself to an apple, settles down on the easy chair I was sitting on, and asks Sundari to feel at home. She sits on the floor, leaning against the wall, and I sit beside her, still finding myself unable to take my eyes off her nose-ring.

Avantika enters the terrace carrying a beanbag and a mat, "I knew we'd need more seating."
"That's Avantika, my cousin," I say. Gopal nods, and I wonder if he finds her interesting. It is difficult to be objective about one's cousins - and I had seen Avantika since she was called Jullu (she was named Manjula, but changed it when she was just six, because Baba Sehgal's song tormented her) and wore frilly frocks with polka dots, pink hearts, teddy bears and other random creatures on them - but Avantika is fairly pretty. She might have been a lot more attractive if she were a little thinner, though. "That's Gopal, and that's Sundari," I finish the introductions. Avantika nods in their direction.

She dumps the beanbag on the floor, sinks into it, and throws the mat in our direction. I catch it, and turn to Sundari, who stands up. We spread it, and settle down on it.

I still can't believe she doesn't remember me.

"So, what do you do?" I ask Sundari. Sundari immediately turns to Gopal, and they giggle together. "I told you!" Gopal says. "Just downstairs, I was telling Sundari that you were like a respectable uncle, and that you would interview her about her employment and marital details."
"I'm just asking her what she does!" They laugh again.
"I'm a dancer, and I act in some drama," she replies.
"Vernacular drama?" I ask her, hoping to remind her of something.
"Yes," she replies.
Gopal asks, "Which vernacular?" Now she must surely remember me.
"Tamil," she replies, expressionlessly, "Oh, one of my shows is next Sunday. You guys must come!"

"What do you do, Gopal?" Avantika asks.
"This is turning into a group discussion," he replies. Sundari laughs, I smirk.
"I think Gopal is currently unemployed. Though he has a plush fellowship that pays him a lot of money for nothing, and a book deal with Oxford University Press," I offer.
"What's the book about?"
"The book is a history of communism in India. Early communists, when and how the CPI started, its factions, its mushroom organisations, student movements, labour movements, Naxalism, everything. I'm tracing the ideology, and its manifestations."
"Oh wait!" Avantika exclaims, suddenly, "You're Gopalakrishnan Menon, aren't you? That's why you looked so bloody familiar!"
Gopal blushes, "Yes. The very same."

After college, Gopal joined the Party full-time. Barely a year out of college, when he was still a known figure in the hostel, word got around that he was climbing up hierarchies with alarming tempo, and was put in almost sole charge of overseeing campaigning in two districts for Panchayat elections.

By this time, he could deliver full-fledged speeches in chaste Kannada that put native speakers to shame. He spoke with calm which suggested that he was in control of what he had to do. He spoke with vigour, but never let emotions run high. He was brutally honest, about himself, about the Party, and also about his opposition. The audience never felt like he was cheapening the democratic process by rabble-rousing, the audience never felt like they were being spoken down to, they never thought he was insulting their intelligence. He used humour, he used sarcasm, but never overdid the rhetoric. He never spoke of a problem without offering a rational solution. He never criticised unless he had a better alternative to offer.

He was just twenty-seven when he got appointed as an observer of the politburo, and he became close friends with the leading communists of the country. Gossipmongers said he might move back to Kerala and set himself up for a long tenure as Chief Minister. Others said he was too big for that; he was only looking Delhi-wards. A magazine, in a feature on the leading youth politicians, claimed that Gopal was approached by both the Congress and the BJP with unimaginable sums of money to switch over, and that he refused. It also claimed that Gopal had Sitaram Yechuri's number saved in his phone as "Sita Darling". Gopal regularly appeared on TV channels as a talking head, sharing his views on the economy, polity and occasionally, Hindi cinema.

It was around this time, somewhere in 2007, when I just got into business school, that I heard that Gopal quit the Party. The media, too distracted by India's early World Cup exit, gave it almost no thought. The reports were brief and vague - he had left the Party due to disputes with the leadership, and there were rumours that he might join one of Big Two.

Gopal surprised everyone by joining two IIT graduates and floating a new party that aimed at bringing the young, educated middle-class to the forefront of politics. His move was hailed by the media as a bold, ideological choice.

But I had my doubts.

At the party to which I first chauffeured Gopal, we had a long conversation deep into the night. The party had died, everyone had passed out, save for a couple who had locked themselves in a bedroom even before we arrived (we heard noises from in there even at 5 am), Uma was asleep on Gopal's lap and he was twirling her locks, like he had done all night, the music had changed, by Gopal's choice, to old Hindi film songs. I sat, nursing my seventh orange juice, and Gopal was on his seventh vodka, happier that usual, but still sprightly and alert.
"How can you be a communist and hang out with this crowd?" I asked him.
He laughed, "That analysis too simplistic. I am communist, true. I believe in the ideology. But I also live in this world, you know. I mean, look at the party - most of the leaders come from backgrounds that are privileged, and live lives that are very comfortable. Our ideology isn't against that. In any case, the communism we advocate isn't strictly Marxist, right? It is a tempered communism. It is the communism of our age - we are as communist as we can be within the constraints of our polity and times."
In hindsight, his reply is self-contradicting and made no sense at all. But when he told me this, I was one year into engineering college, and had encountered every form of ideology only through him. I believed him, and respected him even more - his principles were not a blind following of an existing system, but one that was seen through the prism of modernity.

Gopal was in college for a month after that party, and he seemed to take a liking to me. He often took me to the city on his bike, on Party work, showing me around parts of Bangalore that I never saw after he left - the gullies of Shivajinagar, Cottonpet, Majestic and Chamrajpet. He took me to villages around the city, from Nelamangala to Kanakapura to Ramanagaram. He said, "The first step towards a complete education is to know that there are different kinds of people in this world, and, at the same time, realising that, ultimately, they all have the same basic needs." Again, it was just the sort of pop philosophy that sounded nuanced at the time, but so superficial in hindsight.

Three days before he left, he called a meeting of the Party chapter in college, and gave us a little farewell speech, where he announced that he wasn't taking the job he was offered by a software establishment, and that he was going to serve the country through active, full-time politics.

He said that he wanted the chapter to run and grow to neighbouring institutions. He also appointed me as his successor to run the chapter. Even that, he did in the most fair manner - he told the general body that he wanted me to be the leader, but because he didn't know what they wanted, and because he believed in democracy, he asked them if anyone else wanted the job. No one dared oppose Gopal's candidate.

For a few months, Gopal supervised chapter activities, and I worked hard to get more membership, and help with party work around the college. But once Gopal became too big to look into our affairs, I lacked the energy and the drive to take it forward. The chapter died by the end of the year, and I lost all touch with Gopal.

From the six months that I knew him closely, I found it very difficult to believe that he had any deep affiliation to ideology. I sensed, from his dealings with other Party workers, that he joined the Party only because he had a Kerala background, and the structures in the bigger Karnataka parties were much harder to break into. When there was talk of him moving back to Kerala, again, I knew it couldn't be true, because Kerala had a strong communist culture, and it would be more difficult for him to stand out there. Gopal was taking the route he knew best - to hold himself out as this suave, next generation politician, being seen at the right places with the right people, and doing and saying the right things.

I speculated, therefore, when he quit the Party, that he had done something unforgivable - my mind pointed towards a misuse of Party funds, because he was quite monarchic about the funds that our little chapter had, handing them out arbitrarily to people and for causes he thought were most deserving. Word must have gotten around, I thought, and the other parties wouldn't touch him now.

He had fallen from grace, needed a soft place to land. So, I theorised, he founded this new party with two inexperienced, idealistic IITians, and came out of the mess looking like he had taken the moral high ground.

His new party, like a couple of others like itself, didn't really take off. It found a small group of excited city-kids who threw themselves into development activities in a few Panchayats in Karnataka hoping to increase the party's base, but they broke no ground. They lost badly in every election, despite Gopal's presence, and slowly dissolved. One of the IITians made some remarks about Gopal's lack of interest in the party, and maintained that Gopal was only using this party to re-position himself into the role he took up once the party ended - of that of a researcher and writer.

I am still unconvinced of these allegations, because I met Gopal again around this phase. I was finishing IIM-Bangalore, when Gopal's new party made a visit to the campus, to try and recruit management graduates into their fold. Gopal made a speech, in his characteristic, rational, calm, meaningful style, about how India desperately needed a younger generation of politicians. The speech brought tears to some graduates' eyes, and they offered full support to him. But it amounted to very little.

In Gopal's own words, "You know, Uji, the problem with having middle class India as your vote base, is that they are too busy being middle class India to bother with anything else." He added, on another evening on my terrace, "These fellows think they're better than the people in the villages, because they're cool and educated. Such rubbish. They sign ridiculous online petitions without even finding out what they're actually about, and they do little else."

That evening, when Gopal spoke at IIM-Bangalore, I met him backstage. "I hope you're joining our movement, Uji!" he said.
I shook my head, "No chance - I'm not getting conned twice into your movements!"
He laughed heartily, and said, "Okay then, give me your phone number at least. We'll have some beer some day. You drink, don't you?"
"I do, Gopal."

We had that beer on the night when his party formally dissolved. Gopal was shattered, "This was inevitable, I know. But I really tried," he said. "I really tried, Uji, I really tried." He held his head in his hands and wept. This couldn't have been a performance - Gopal was a trained actor, but he wasn't this good.

Gopal's political career was, quite conceivably, irretrievably finished.


Sundari looks a little puzzled, and so I explain, "Gopal used to appear on TV a lot, as a political expert in these news channels."
She is impressed by that, "Not bad, dude! You never told me."
"You come on TV each week, I didn't think you'd find this too exciting," Gopal says. "Oh, Sundari anchors a show on classical dance on Kalaignar TV..."
We nod.

Gopal then says, "Oh, Avantika, I asked Uji what you do when I spoke to him on the phone. And he didn't have much of a clue. I expressed my doubts on whether you are his cousin at all."
Avantika laughs, taking the mosquito bat from Gopal's hand, "What did he say when you asked him?"
"I said that you did some sociology or something like that, and that you were coming to Madras to give an interview for some journalism... or something like that."
"He's not far off the mark," she says, zapping a colony of mosquitoes with three ferocious swishes.
Gopal smiles, "Uji has a shady history with women, which is why I had my doubts."

"I'm sorry," I say, "Gopal has the shadiest history with women."
Sundari seems too thrilled by this statement, "Ooh! You have to tell me!"
"I'll let Gopal do the honours."
"Why, da?"
"Please?" Sundari asks again.

"Okay. So there have been some women."
"How many?" she asks.
"Um, you can't really put a number to these things, no?" I say, "It's like asking how many grains of sugar in that dabba."
"Bastard, it's not that bad."
"You guys have to tell me now!"

Gopal sighs, and starts, "So, first, there was this girl in my IIT class back in Thrissur."
This is too funny for me. I imagine Gopal as a seventeen-year-old geek grappling with problems on pulleys and weights and slopes from Irodov's confounding little book, and hitting on another seventeen-year-old at the same time. "She was the hottest in our class back then... If her facebook photos are anything to go by, she's still quite hot."
"Why did it end?"
"We were seventeen. You really expect these things to last forever?!"
"They could, I mean, why not?" She is asking him that in full earnest.
I expect Gopal to dismiss her with sarcasm, but he doesn't, "Well, we drifted apart - I went off to Bangalore, she stayed behind in Thrissur. Different worlds, different altitudes."

"Then?" she asks, "Who comes next?"
Gopal thinks for a while, as he polishes off the last pieces of fruit, and says, "Sushmita - she was in my engineering college."
"Wait, this is that Sushmita two batches senior to me? As white as white can get? Shortish, specs... Thick lips."
"Yes, sir."
"Wow. How long did that last? Wasn't she infinitely irritating?"
"A month or so. She dumped me, actually. Apparently, I was too lost in my own world to care for her."

"Then came Uma?" I ask.
"Yeah, Uma," he replies, and turns to Sundari, "So, Uma was this girl, slightly older than me. Really really hot. And very very smart."
She cuts him off, "Oh wait. This girl is like tall - maybe your height - fair, light-eyes..."
"How do you know?" I ask.
She tells Gopal, "Gopal! I've been telling you for a week now! I have definitely seen you at a party years ago. I even spoke to you that day! You were there with her. At my cousin's friend's house in Bangalore!"
Gopal says, "I've been to parties in that house many times, but I have no recollection of seeing you there at all. You know the strangest thing - you're so pretty, that I can't believe that I might've seen you and then forgotten about it."

How dare he? That is my line!
She blushes.

I am dumbstruck. She remembers the party, she remembers Gopal who spoke to her for ten seconds at that party, she remembers Gopal's girlfriend whom she only saw from a distance. She spoke to me for more than an hour that day, even exchanged phone numbers, but shows no signs of recognition whatsoever.
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